punjabis..............!!!!!!!

punjabis..............!!!!!!!




the loudest,brashest of the lot..............................!!!!!!!
snowflake fair......................
awesum lukin women.......................
tall,fair and long reshmi hair.....................
though gud lukin,the invariably have that tapezium shaped face that gives a horsey look(kareena kapoor?????).........!!!!

big big spenders...........................!!!!!!!
money speaks..................we know that...........!
but theirs??????
it shouts,sings,dances till you acknowledge their spending.........
mr.malhotra will contanly wiggle his wrist until you finally let out the magic mantra........!!!
"kya malhotra ji..........!!!!!badi soni watch hai????kaha se li????"
not only will they gleefully give out all the details of what the watch does apart from showing the time,they will give you the minute by minute details of how he exactly came about buying the masterpiece..........!!!!
n ya,he will very conveniently forget the discount.........!!!
nevertheless at the end of it he wont forget to show you that although wat he bought was a ridiculously expensive piece of shit.........
it wasn't a great deal for him...........!!!!!
where does that money come from???
pro swindlers...................!!!!!!

another widespread misconception about punjus is that they are foodies..............
thats almost blasphemous...........
heard that line?
"punjabiyao ko khana bohot pasand karte hai"
here khana is strictly a verb n not the noun..........
their gastronomical experimentations end with buckets full of dal makhani and shahi paneer!!!!
gourmand not gourmets,did anybody say?????

wat else?

classy,some of them................the educated ones................most of them still need to be told something..............
expensive is not classy,n flashy is definitely not classy..................!!!!
for they are the owners of every garishly flashy thing ever churned out by mankind.........!!!!!
as for the the punju guys................
dead give ways...................

• body fit tees,crotch hugging jeans.........
• zippin around(read rash)bright red/black modified santros/skodas with bullet mark/knife piercing thru a heart graphics,wid loud music blarin out or their stereos........
• shades everywhere and anywhere.............
• m ur puppy,take me home,droopy eyed luk 24/7/365.............!!

how do you spot that puppy eyed look?????
u have to be a girl...................